Don’t fight with the person of your dad’s age,you might miss the chance to become his son in-law someday…
Behind Every Single,there are list of rejections…😂
Friend: Everything is okay in your life.Then why don’t you marry?
Me: Because of your first statement.😉
Don’t Criticize any girl ever,because she can bowled you cleanly by using Instagram filters..
Irony in Boys’ life is that whether he needs to break himself or Break the Records,he need A Girl.
If you are not inspired by any girl,99% chances are that you are not going to be successful.
For guys who gift iPhone to their girls,Make sure she used it to please only You.😂
If you think world is Bullshit then Buy a pair of good Handsfree.It Works.
Bachelors think Married people are happy,Married think bachelors are happy.Married are Right…😂
People hate others I hate myself when I am angry.
Those who married in the morning do celebrate first Afternoon?😂😭
She asked What’s your status?
I told I am Unemployed Entrepreneur…
The greatest Destroyer of a man is Snooze button.
If you don’t find beauty face around you,take a Spice Jet Flight😉
Respect your wife choices,you are one of them.😂
The best thing about speaking English in Rajkot is that people around you don’t understand,all they can do is just give a strange look.😉
Marry only When you stop enjoying others wedding…😉
The speech you make in Anger is the greatest speech you will ever regret.
Being a Bachelor Dance crazily at you friends wedding,You never know it may be your last as a bachelor.
Many people marry in their Nappies Wearing Age…
The reason girls like tall guys than them because they want boys to bow down each time they need to talk…
The guy who eats Mava (Faaki) is less probable to have problems with his wife because the guy will keep on listening to his wife till he spit mava from his mouth.All she need was just expressing herself.
A Person Chasing two rabbits catches neither.
I Mean rabbits Only.
If you a rich boy a girl will find something cute in you.
A guy don’t smoke,don’t drink,don’t tease girls,don’t fight,don’t play politics and still exist and consider to be a abnormal.It is difficult to remain normal,Because these days a normal is considered as a abnormal.
It’s okay to be a single and but it’s too hard to explain the reason for remaining single till date.Sala Kaam hi ese Kiye hai.
I would choose a pet over the human being because they don’t cheat even if you tell them to cheat.
Why I like my pet is that it don’t know my possession still it treat me happily.
I have remained single because I have prayed for a single..
Kyay bhegu Na thyu…
“People want to marry,I just want a pet”
Don’t marry your secretary expecting the same Behaviour after Tying the knot.😂
The greatest mistake of the girls’ life is ignoring the right guy because of all the Wrong reasons of a wrong Guy.
How can expect someone to love you if you cannot love Yourself.
How can people chase random girls who wears Face Mask.
I am single because I have prayed for only a Single.
I am single because I don’t want to Miss Myself as Single.
I am single because I Know the difference between a person and an Object Exactly.
If you are a single till date then you are way ahead of the people who had spend their time with people who will not matter at all in a life.
If you have good Crazy friends and Work you love I advice that Remain Single till you marry.
If you don’t have faith yourself,dont waste your time in going temples.
I Am Not Single,I am taken by my own Goals.
This Above pic shows that if you are a good listener you can avoid almost all issues with Your partner.
This is the same reason why a man eating pan masala generally never have arguments.
Sometimes we chase Auto Rickshaw just to listen the Music played in it.
A teacher asked a girl to use a word Bhaiya to make sentence out of it.
Girl : Bhaiya Sukhi Puri do.
Kids buys Sunglass,
Men buy Crackers,
Legends buy Binoculars.
There are two kind of fools,
One who are fools &
Other who Honk a lot.
“Simple with a dimple is just Irresistible”
Happiness is listening English from Gujaratis.
School Days was the biggest vacation of the life.
Boy : Hi
Girl : Come after Grooming
Teasing someone with his crush name is awesome feeling.
Marry only when you know the difference between Love and Lust.
You can underestimate a girl but not her makeup Artist😂
Women are Beautiful,Makeup make them look Scary.
If people Criticize you then Use your Both ears.
Boy to Mark Zuckerberg: My dad told to delete the FB account because Facebook is spying you.
Mark Zuckerberg: He is not your Dad.
Checklist for Selecting Groom
1) Ask for passport with biodata😃
2) Read the Above sentence and Ask Yourself Why…😂
Sadness is when India loose Match,
Upset is when India loose Match against weak team,
Depression is when India loose Match while Hindi commentary On.
Prime Rule of Gardening – “Be Careful about the First Spray”